To the music and lyrics of “Hello” by The Cat Empire

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walking down the street
Plasma rifle at my side
Cortana’s hints in my head
to do the mission and survive
On my head a bitchin’ helmet
Yellow visor on my face
Was drivin’ round in my Warthog
When I saw that ugly face
Come towards me,
With a little cheeky laugh
The Grunts are a cinch
A few rounds sends them off
From my M6D pistol
I’m a hero hero hero
No one stops me in my tracks
When I’m playing Halo, Halo!
Whoa, Halo, Halo!

I was sniping Jackals in the snow
Sending rounds through their heads
Got a shock in later missions
Hard to know when Flood are dead
But those bodies keep on falling
Got to avenge Captain Keyes
He was a hella of a fella –
Leader of the Marines
In the midst of all the slaughter
I heard some footsteps creeping
Checked my tracker to discover
This opponent I’d been needling
He’d crept up beside me
And tried to steal my ammo
I lobbed a grenade over and I said
Not while I’m on Halo, Halo
Oh Halo, Halo!

The Covenant are fighting
their holy wars
Lucky my Spartan suit
Knows how to recharge
In and out of the dropship
Firing shot at the baddies
Me and my friends
We vape the Ghosts and the Banshees
We’re the baddest mofos
We’re the UNSC
But there’s one who’s the best
And that’s me – Master Chief
‘Cos I like to shoot and run
And shoot and melee down low
These are the things I know
In Halo, Halo (repeat)

Welcome to this fight
Welcome to this brawl
We’ll be fighting all night
for the Cole Protocol
Welcome to the world
In the year 2-5-5-2
But most of all welcome
To the hell that’s in each room
(repeat)
Well, Halo, Halo.